Sharkawy Global Enterprises Presents
SHARKAWY
Innovating Tomorrow's Solutions, Today™
Where vision meets execution. Where synergy meets disruption. Where Sharkawy meets... more Sharkawy.
Meet the Visionary
About Our CEO
Sharkawy
Visionary Thought Leader • Serial Disruptor • Legend (Self-Proclaimed)
Sharkawy is a visionary thought leader, paradigm shifter, and the only person in history to simultaneously hold the titles of CEO, CFO, CTO, and Head of Vibes at the same company.
A proud Forbes 30 Under 30 reject (they weren't ready), LinkedIn Top Voice (self-proclaimed), and the man who once shook hands with someone who knew someone who once stood behind Elon Musk at a coffee shop.
With over 15 minutes of industry experience, Sharkawy has disrupted zero industries but has thought about disrupting at least seven. His TED talk application is still pending, but his mirror pep talks are legendary.
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Industries Disrupted
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Vision
World-Class Talent
Our Leadership Team
A diverse, dynamic group of individuals who bring unique perspectives and a completely identical face to the table.
Sharkawy
Chief Executive Officer
"I am the company."
Sharkawy
Chief Financial Officer
"Money is just a mindset."
Sharkawy
Head of Vibes
"The vibes are immaculate."
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Chief Disruption Officer
"I disrupt, therefore I am."
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Intern (Unpaid)
"Wait, I don't get paid?"
What We Do (Allegedly)
Our Services
Premium solutions for problems you didn't know you had. Because the best problems are the ones we create for you.
Synergy Optimization
We optimize your synergies so they synergize more synergistically. Results may vary. Results not guaranteed. What even are results?
Blockchain-Enabled Mindfulness
Each meditation session is minted as an NFT. Your inner peace is now on the ledger. Namaste on the blockchain.
Disruption as a Service (DaaS)
We don't know what you do, but we'll disrupt it. Monthly, quarterly, or on a whim. Disruption guaranteed or your disruption back.
Vertical Integration of Vibes
From vibe sourcing to vibe delivery, we handle the entire vibe supply chain. End-to-end vibes. B2V (Business to Vibes).
AI-Powered Handshake Consulting
Our proprietary AI analyzes your handshake firmness and recommends optimal grip strategies for maximum deal closure.
Interdimensional Market Expansion
Why limit your TAM to this dimension? We'll help you capture market share across the multiverse. Parallel universe clients welcome.
Praise & Adoration
What People Say*
Sharkawy changed my life. I don't know how. I don't know when. But he did.
Anonymous Fortune 500 CEO
Definitely A Real Company
Before Sharkawy, I was lost. After Sharkawy, I'm still lost — but now I have synergy.
A Very Important Person
Trust Me Industries
I paid $50,000 for a consultation and all I got was a firm handshake and a wink. Worth every penny.
Satisfied Client
Gullible Corp
Sharkawy told me to ‘pivot’ and I haven’t stopped spinning since. 10/10 would pivot again.
Dizzy Entrepreneur
Spinning Ventures LLC
*Testimonials may or may not be real. Sharkawy's legal team (also Sharkawy) advises you not to ask follow-up questions.
Recognition & Excellence
Awards & Honors
Best Website on the Internet
Self-Awarded 2025
Most Likely to Succeed
Sharkawy's Mom, 2024
Top 1% LinkedIn Thought Leader
By Sharkawy's Own Calculation
Fastest PowerPoint Maker
Unverified World Record
CEO of the Year
Sharkawy Awards Foundation (est. 2025 by Sharkawy)
Verified Visitors (Source: Trust Me Bro Analytics)
12,847,293
and counting... (mostly bots, but still)
Get in Touch
Contact Sharkawy
Sharkawy will reach out when the stars align. Please fill out this form that does absolutely nothing and wait patiently.
Or call the direct Sharkawy hotline: +20 100 253 2328